crapistry

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

crappity doodles

Elena's funna-fied version of saying " OH CRAPP!"

Elena: Oh crappity doodles!

Kailin: What?
Ashley: Who says " Crappity Doodles?
Ami: Oh!
Elena: I mean crappity doodles! I tried to trip Ashley but she moved!
Ashley:Your SO kind Elena.

by elenalikespancakes July 31, 2009

crappiato

Middle class version of a McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (false) basis that you're going to buy a drink immediately afterwards.

James: Why you going into Costa bro? Want a coffee?
Chris: No mate, I'm ordering a crappiato and getting out fast!

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappiato

A middle class version of the McShit. Dropping a turd in a coffee shop toilet on the (completely false) pretence that you're planning to buy a coffee afterwards.

James: Why are we going in here? You want a muffin or something?

Chris: No chance. I'm just ordering a crappiato

James: You want any pastries with that?

Chris: Erm...

by Auld simp March 26, 2016

crappish

The special ability to talk stupid things more than suitable things. Language of who talks a lot of crap.

Kanye West talks so many crap that I could say he speaks "crappish"

by shickst May 29, 2016

Crapposter

Crappost or crapposter is an epic educated man who understands how to lighten the mood in video / picture format, they usually make the following

I’m a crapposter I make funni
Good crapposter = good art

by Windows sot June 29, 2021

Crappity

Really bad situation

We are having a crappity time at this party.

by Sunsetlover73 January 11, 2022