craphass

How to define a person that isn't quite a crapass, but not yet an ass. Usually said by accenting the "h" while watching the person's reaction.

"Christina, you're such a craphass!"
"Jessica, you're such a craphass!"
"Brandon, you're not a craphass, you're just a plain crapass."

by dontworryaboutitstud December 25, 2009

craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012

Crapchat

A Snapchat picture that consists of a human bowel movement

"Dude...I just sent Michael a crapchat. Hope he can tell I had corn yesterday."

by bigfoot58 November 28, 2015

crapchatting

Snapchatting while taking a shit. Not pictures of the shit though, you weirdo. crapchat Snapchat Snapchatting

"Jake's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes! What's taking him so long??"
"Oh, he's probably sitting on the toilet crapchatting."

by Posaunist August 1, 2016

craphazardly

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.

by Cowlesds May 12, 2016

CrapChat

When you're Snapchatting your friends or significant other and you send some fugly-ass pictures to each other.

That bitch and I were Crapchat each other last night and I don't think that I unsee her face.

by Notechoecity December 1, 2016

Crapeater

A person with horrible taste.

Alice: what is favorite movie, Bob?
Bob: 50 shades of grey.
Alice: You are such a crapeater, don't talk to me anymore.

by Noolevoy June 10, 2018