Carpal Funnel Syndrome

A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.

Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.

by siv73 October 26, 2010

Capalaba

Capalaba is a Suburb in the Redlands which is in Queensland, Australia. The people in and around Capalaba are usually ghetto smokers, eshay druggies or the cringe eshay wannabes (the ones that ride scooters everywhere yelling skrrt skkrt). There is a high chance of getting rolled and taxed and Capalaba is literal trash in general so don’t recommend unless you’re looking on buying weed or if you are attending the school Capalaba State College which btw lives up to Capalaba’s expectation on being the worst place. B.R.

Bailey:
Oi cunt where’s a place that sells weed?

Jacob:
Oh dude you should go to Capalaba there’s loads of people that sell weed there and plus it’s a shit joint so no one would care

Bailey:
Shotty bruv

by Nutella=Life July 25, 2018

Capacity Cunt

A cunt with enormous financial capacity

Cunt 1 : Stanley Just brought a Koenigsegg One:1

Cunt 2 : What a fkn capacity cunt

by Craig Stephens August 5, 2018

Capalot

Taurus Tremani Bartlett, known professionally as Polo G, is an American rapper, singer and songwriter. He is best known for his song "Pop Out" with Bronx rapper Lil Tjay, who has garnered over 100 million views on YouTube and peaked at number 11 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Every track Capalot releases is cold.

by CamelFish April 4, 2020

crapazing

Something that is both crappy and amazing at the same time.

Bob: "Hey the Lions are 0 -14 so far this year and I scored front row seats to their next home game."

Joe: "Wow that is crapazing"

by Paul DW Kersey August 2, 2010

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

Mexican Capacity

When a place or establishment that you are at has reached it's Mexican population limit.

Phil: A mexican just walked in
Steve: Oh damn, we are at mexican capacity

by yourrealname March 25, 2009