crawfish ass

The state of having as ass so ugly and red that it looks like a crawfish.

Chris's crawfish ass is scaring all the ladies away at the nude beach.

by shakeitgirl December 13, 2012

dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

Crawfish

The redneck/southern version of a lobster.

One of the most popular southern foods is crawfish.

by alg-272 March 18, 2014

Tipsy Crawfish

The act of when you get so drunk you make your move on the only chick at the party with crab infestation, and have your way with her.

"Dood Jjoou Cee Dat der chick ovarr dere???"
"Yea bro shes got Crabs"
"nwh man i hed skimp for diner noot crbs, ims a go holler at dat theree mami"
"Ok dude whatever you say...Ugh another soul lost to the Tipsy Crawfish".

by iGSpot. December 21, 2009

Crayfishing

backing out of a deal

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!

by sassy cakes October 18, 2010

Crayfish

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

by Awkotacocrayfish December 6, 2011

Rusty Crayfish

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

by Great_Dane_of_Love January 20, 2010