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Critical race theory

An unimportant and harmless idea that has been the focal point of a hysteria the likes of which America has only seen in the McCarthy era, propelled to the new big bad bogeyman by the clinically insane (conservatives).
Critical race theory is nothing more than the critical analysis of law in the united states as it intersects with race.

Naturally, said insane people have created intelligent-sounding, but ultimately meaningless, words such as "neo-racism" and other such equivalent nonsense to justify their insanity.
by Donna tramp June 29, 2021
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Critical Ability

The natural instinct to question information before adopting it into your world view. The capacity to act on that instinct and draw reasonable conclusions during the meaning making process.
Remember that time I thought aliens were invading because someone said it was happening on the radio? Man, that was some really shitty critical ability
by slifty November 15, 2011
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cradical

I saw a dude jump onto a moving jet from a semi-truck. It was cradical.
by SLUDJHAMMER June 18, 2008
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critical mess

When world/political/environmental/personal events reach the threshold of their limits with seemingly little hope of of rectification.
Two wars, BP environmental apocalypse, politicians refusing to work towards a remedy in favor of political grandstanding, crazy weather everywhere and my car has a flat tire and won't start. I think we've reached critical mess...
by dogboy15 June 27, 2010
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Crafticious

Being highly skilled in creative activity . Exceptionally crafty in nature. One level below "MacGyver".
Wow, I did not know you were so crafticious.
by Grottodevil February 19, 2013
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Clartical eejit

Idiot who’s daft in the head and doesn’t know anything ( eejit) Slang for idiot Clartical lays emphasis on stupidity
Your actually so stupid you clartical eejit
by Dave-kmt November 2, 2022
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Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
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