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crank dat

Alternative meaning, popularized by the the Soulja Boy song of the same title. Crank dat refers to the act of masturbation, as indicated by the lyrics "watch me "crank dat" soldier boy then superman that hoe"
Watch me crank dat soldier boy then superman dat hoe...OR...watch me masturbate my erect penis then ejaculate on this promiscuous woman's back before sticking a sheet to the soiled spot on her back causing an eventual cape-like effect.
by Cracka-boy November 18, 2007
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crank that roosevelt

When you have had so much sex with a lady that she can no longer walk. A reference to former president Franklin Roosevelt, who had polio for most of his life and was confined to a wheel chair. This term is believed to have originated on the campus of the University of Central Florida.
"Man, did you hear me crank that Roosevelt on her last weekend? She hasn't been able to walk for 2 days".
by Kurt Quinn November 20, 2007
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Crank the Tank

Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.
Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms
by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022
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crank that gallagher

ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet
i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat
by austingale March 8, 2008
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crank dat shit

Yo, dats my jam! CRANK DAT SHIT UPP!
by Lateesha bo beesha August 17, 2007
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crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
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Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go
Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face
by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009
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