CoDtard

Derogatory term for people who like to play Call Of Duty, an expansion of the term tard. Normally used by people with inferior FPS skills that prefer simpler games like 'My Horse And Me', and 'Left4Dead'

"Man, he is such a CoDtard! Oh noes, zombies are eating my horse's brain!"

by Grukk December 9, 2008

COVtard

Conjugation of COVID19 and a retard. While a COVidiot is someone who knowingly spreads a fatal virus, a COVtard is reckless and likely psychopathic that they are right doing a life endangering action. Examples include brushing and bumping into people with sweaty skin in the street, wearing headphones and doing a video call while walking around a country in lockdown near missing and bumping into people, to wiping sweat off after exercise and throwing it on a path where children are walking.

Tony: Look that sweaty cyclist just nudged and bumped a mom with her kid with his sweat.... gross.

Abi: Total COVtard.

by dirtdawg May 3, 2020

coviBeard

The beard that men grow whilst in self isolation.
It is often seen on a skype, whatsapp, zoom or hangouts video call, but at no other times

dude1: Hey man, you think it's okay showing my coviBeard at the next remote boardroom conference call meeting ?
dude2: Sure, nobody cares these days. I'll be wearing my under pants.

by a_fool April 4, 2020

Covidaedal

Covidaedal /koʊvɪdedəl/ is a scientist who hides the results of creativity, invention and discovery due to jealousy (Daedalus and his nephew Interaction) from others, specially relating to Covid-19.

Appellation:
Daedalus was so proud of his achievements that he could not bear the idea of a rival. His sister had placed her son, named Perdix, under his charge to be taught the mechanical arts. The nephew was an art scholar and showed striking evidence of ingenuity. Daedalus was so envious of his nephew's accomplishments that he took an opportunity and caused him to fall from the Acropolis.

It is said that the coronavirus vaccine is synthesized but the covidaedals don't announce.

The nurse shouted: "Corona vaccine, prepared! But the drug mafia and covidaedals don’t enter it into the market."

Covidaedal behaves like Javert the antagonist (Les Misérables by Victor Hugo), only as a zombie is reanimated by a secret oligarchy.

by Afshar Panahi March 30, 2020

Covidtan

Quarantan is the stupid mask marks you get in your face from wearing your mask out in the sun. It is worse than a farmers tan because irs in your face, where everyone can see, unless your wearing your mask.

You should wear the bright pink dress so nobody will notice the covidtan you got going on across your face.

Why don’t you pile on a bit more makeup to cover up that covidtan?

by Wanda Was Here May 3, 2020

covidadees

Depression brought on by Covid-19. The lack of motivation caused by Covid-19. The fear of being lonely, attributed to the Covid-19 lockdown.

She may have a case of the covidadees.

by The lost nobody August 9, 2020

covidlander

People who build mall crawler trucks/suvs and claim to offroad by meeting in parking lots and doing light trails during the midst of Covid19 quarantine.

I tried getting milk for the kids at Safeway but the parking lot was full of covidlanders!

by pishypish September 24, 2020