Cotton cock

Men sometimes experiences a chapped dry cock from getting to many lap dances.

Shit man I got a cotton cock from all the girls giving me lap dances.

by ashane November 15, 2016

Cotswold Cock

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.

They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

by Cotswold Connoisseur August 24, 2023

pimp cotton

choice of clothes that make you look spuer fly, like a pimp struttin' on his walk

Tito was wearing his pimp cotton last night when he was at the club.

What are you talking about rags? My clothes are straight pimp cotton.

I know you are jealous of my pimp cotton.

by stbull September 23, 2009

Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.

"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."

by gamerouche May 8, 2014

cotton fiddler

A cotton fiddler Is where someone dips there testicle into wax and seals envelopes with their testicles

Josh is a cotton fiddler he seals my envelopes with his balls

by the fiddler of cotton February 27, 2014

Cotton ball

When you feel soft and a little dorky.

girl 1: Damn, I can't stop thinking about him. I can't sleep at night because of him and I miss him every second. I'm such a cotton ball.

girl 2: You sure are.

by Disenchantress. March 22, 2021

nigger nigger cotton picker

Something mfs say to black people to win an argument

Tyrone: I don't like you

James: nigger nigger cotton picker

by black nigger balls October 29, 2021