cottage cheesed

Given a yeast infection from a woman

I was cottage cheesed from my one night stand

by Jadsnyc June 17, 2018

cottagewhore

Someone who dresses with the cottagecore aesthetic but with some added spice. The girly has the usual interests of flowy skirts, anything feminine, frogs, picnics, flowers the usual cottagecore aesthetic but they a freak, they a baddie. Basically runaway princess but slutty.

Jessica: “Did you see what Emily knitted last night?”

Ashley: “Yeah, she’s such a cottagewhore!”

(Credit to my mom for making this term lmao)

by she_a_freak_she_a_baddie June 21, 2023

gumnut cottage

gumnut cottage is a person who is not the smartest an kinda small brain.they go to a school caled "gumnut cottage"were they do work but for less smart people like they are in 7th grade for example but they acted like childish and learn easier stuff then they would be 7th grade but learn way easier stuff like how to rite a proper sentence.(*_*)

"jeez are you in the gumnut cottage"

by its your boy skinny penis December 4, 2019

Sausage Cottage

A vagina.

Ash: Hey man, did you bone Carol last night?
Ross: No, but she showed me her Sausage Cottage.

by DigzDigzDigz May 21, 2020

cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

Cottage Grove, MN

A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.

Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!

Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.

Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?

Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.

by stifler'smom April 1, 2010