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Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness)

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
by Mandy28 May 24, 2011
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rod of correction

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction
by Iblisatan January 23, 2007
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immaculate correction

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.
I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.
by stella twist October 26, 2013
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Correctional facility

A Correctional facility is a nicer term for the public for a prison.
Welcome, to a Correctional facility, human wastebag!!!
by Hankscolts November 27, 2011
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correctitude

Noun

Used sarcastically to express that something is incorrect.
"Door don't open" is a fine example of grammatical correctude.
by SteveT January 19, 2005
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Self-Correcting

*adj*; the tendency of some systems to return to normal conditions after a disruption. For example, a spinning gyroscope will return to its original inclination if you push it away. The term is usually applied to theories about how the economy works.
Economists traditionally describe market economies as self-correcting. However, when depressions or recessions strike, they are usually obligated to help the process along.
by Abu Yahya March 23, 2009
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Need Correction 💢💢

A word used by Lolicons when a loli is "in need of correction" (usually meaning "corrective rape").
Commonly used alongside Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭 and Cunny.
Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
Need Correction 💢💢!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!
by Lé Hönque October 20, 2023
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