Coronamoaner

Coronamoaner(s)

A virus named Covid 19 is causing pain, suffering and distress for millions around the world. A regular pastime to help get through the pandemic is to constantly bitch about the virus. This is what is known has a Coronamoaner.

"No food in the store, no beds in the hospital and thousands of workers laid off!"

"You're such a Coronamoaner."

by Claude_Speed March 19, 2020

Coroni

A nickname for the Coronavirus that causes COVID-19 that was coined after the virus took hold of Italy. The nickname came from the fact that coroni sounds like the name of an Italian dish that you wouldn't be generally afraid of, but it can seriously wreck your body if you ate it with a compromised immune system or if you are old.

"Did you hear that Julie got the coroni?"

"Ah yes, it is so sad. I always loved Julie's outgoing temperament but she was never one to follow rules diligently."

by lamelkor March 29, 2020

Coronaphone

Our carefully disinfected office phone, a result of the endlessly robotic janitorial motions we make before using our shared workspaces.

Gimme a minute while I prepare the Coronaphone.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 5, 2020

corona crawler

A term used to describe a baby born conceived during/around when the covid pandemic occurred.

During quarantine my girlfriend got pregnant, now we’re expecting a corona crawler.

by adaisy275 April 15, 2021

Corona Bean

Vaginal soreness caused by repeated flicking of her bean during her Covid lockdown.

My roommate has a bad case of corona bean. I told her not to sign up for pornhub.

I can’t flick it again. I’m so swoll from corona bean.

by Dick Onchin April 21, 2020

CoRoNA

What that annoying kid says when you cough. Sign of mental deficiency. At least my school is closing. F.

Me: *coughs*
Timmy: “DoEs HE HaVe CoRoNA?!?111!!?”

by Communist Squidward March 16, 2020

Coronavirus

An asshole virus that is making people insecure, and hoard toilet paper. (tp)

Darn! I have no food in the fridge damn Coronavirus!

by lolggs March 21, 2020