Cornell Notes

Satan in written form.

Person #1: I love cornell notes!

Person #2: you might as well just say "I hate Jesus"

by calcfreak November 13, 2009

cornell

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

"So we go to Cornell. It's in the middle of nowhere but we really don't care."

by CARNAN November 19, 2006

Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H October 25, 2007

Wolf Cornelius

In every way a perfect Man. A loving and sexy beast. Everyone is afraid of, except for the girls. That my friend, is Wolf Cornelius

" Aw man, my girl is cheating on me!"
" With whom? Kick his ass! "
" Nah man, I can't, he's Wolf Cornelius"

by Ineedmoremoneyandpizza March 21, 2016

Warm Cornelius

Similar to a Hot Carl a Warm Cornelius is when one shoots diarrhea into the mouth of their partner, or mate, and duct tapes their mouth shut.

1. My horny girlfriend was given a warm Cornelius nightly.

2. When I'm horny, my favorite sex move is the Warm Cornelius

by Mr. Cornelius April 23, 2009

Cornell College

A small liberal arts residential campus located in Mt Vernon, IA. Known for operating with the One-Course-at-a-Time schedule, where, oddly enough, one only takes one class at a time.

Misc:
Our squirrels have personality.
Our food sucks. (Or- the Sodexo food service sucks)
Our mascot is the Ram.
All Greek groups are unique to the school.
We were founded BEFORE Cornell University, bitches.

"So where do you go to school?"
"Cornell College, in Iowa."
"OH! In Ithica?"
*RAGE*

by Cornell T. Moose November 2, 2010

Cornelius Nuts

A large and unquantifiable specimen who feasts upon chicken parmigiana when others are in need, cries in manly times, tap dances to Signfield music, his mother’s milkshake brings him to the yard, and when he doesn’t like other people’s opinions, he mutes them in real life.

Look at that jolly Cornelius Nuts, feasting upon that chicken parmigiana.

by Sue Tupp September 24, 2018