Copster

An officer of the law who is 90% hipster and 10% cop. Can be distinguished by a handle bar mustache, pearl handle revolver, poncharelli sunglasses and low riding tight fitting pants with a very slim fit around the calf and ankle. The look is finished with a military issue black distressed boot.

I was at the bar last night and the next thing I know this Copster walks in like he owns this place telling everyone to "touch it on the back". Not sure what he meant but wasn't going to start asking question as I felt like he was threatening me and acting aggressive.

by Diggybuts April 14, 2011

Craposterous

A hybrid of crappy and presposterous. When something is both ridiculously unbelievable and terribly bad.

Man: Guess what I did the other day?
Woman: I don't know, tell me.
Man: I pooped in the backyard and then fed it to my cat, and he ate it!
Woman: No way! That's craposterous!

by lana63 April 26, 2009

Composted

The equivalent of “ I AM DEAD”, but you’re environmentally sound.

Hears a joke…
Oh my god that is so funny I am fucking composted

by Bh 81091 November 26, 2021

Cooster

A Lesbian, who enjoys eating pussy(i.e. cooter). Having fire-engine red hair, and an obnoxious attitude.

Look at that club kid, she's such a Cooster with that tight ass girlfriend." "Yea I'm sure she eats that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!

by Miss Kitty B December 28, 2010

Coopster

A person who never wants to leave the house.

I can't get Amy to go anywhere with me, she's a coopster.

by Onesness August 5, 2016

Cooster

A pigeon. or dove or related bird.

The colony of coosters on our roof are pooping in the attic!

by Lilacat July 26, 2018

compoter

A computer without steam.

this compoter is useless.

by banana_breadHD December 23, 2020