Coonyetta

Proper term for identifying obese, slow-walking black women.

Dude, look at Coonyetta ambling down the street!

by Shanquan July 7, 2009

Coonskin cap

A female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a raccoon. The "coonskin cap" was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro pornography.

Your mom's coonskin cap makes her vagina look like Davy Crockett.

by hot whiskey July 11, 2010

Coonswab

a white male who consideres himself black

correy Russel is a coonswab

by Balls Mclongcock the 3rd November 16, 2009

Cooper Coons

(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

Kent Cooney

Ripped to shreds, tones ass cheeks, looks nothing like Mark Kolesky and always ready for a good jam sesh

Youre cool , but youre not Kent Cooney cool

by semejnseeeee February 2, 2018

Oliver cooney

When someone is the best at everything they do

Wow mate you are such an Oliver Cooney

by Sparkyflame007 May 6, 2021

coons age

Normally raccoons normally live roughly 5-6 years in the wild. However once in awhile you will find a big grizzly one that is about 15-16 years old. This my friends, is what you call a "coon's age".

I've had that dog for a coons age, I wouldn't give it up.

by Shattoww January 24, 2008