A Cooley Tat is a tattoo that a man has of another man. The tattoo is usually received when the man is drunk, but this in now way is any excuse. Someone who gets a Cooley Tat is usually a homosexual.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
The term comes from rapper Wale who got a tattoo of Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley.
Wale: “Wow, I’m hungover, homie.”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
Entourage Member 1: “Yeah nigga, I can’t believe you got a tat of Chris Cooley on your ass.”
Wale: “What the hell, nigga? I got a Cooley Tat and you ain’t stopping me?”
Enoutrage Member 2: “Well I guess its official, you’s a faggot,”
Chris Cooley walks into the room.
Cooley: “Hey guys…wait….why is my face on your ass, bro?”
by doucherbagger February 20, 2010
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Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.
First used in conversation by AJW on 7/13/17.
Definition: creating & dating documentation, preferably in memorandum format, to memorialize conversations and/or events should you have a future need to provide proof of said incident and be able to validate said documentation was created at the time of the incident.
First used in conversation by AJW on 7/13/17.
Used in a sentence: You need to Comey that in case we need to provide a statement to <insert type of political, criminal justice, investigatory proceedings>.
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This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.
Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.
This is mostly achieved by doing half of the task at hand then palming it off to someone else to do.
It can also be achieved by one person consistently badgering you with stupid shit that they can do themselves.
Mostly the person who has Cooley'd you will be unaware that they have done it.
I rang Tom about the order and he told me Graham has it. I rang Graham to find out what was going on. It turns out Graham did half of it, then hand balled it to someone else. Oh shit, I've been Cooley'd.
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