cooch

toe fungus -- Derogatory term derived from 2013 Virginia Republican gubernatorial candidate, Ken Cuccinell

God, that smells like cooch! Get it treated!!

by Flatus Ohlfahrt November 10, 2013

Cooch cooch

When a girl has a dirty, nasty give it to anybody vagina.

Guy #1: Damn.... do you see that girl over there??
Guy #2: Nah bro don’t talk to her , she got that cooch cooch

by Kacee6 March 21, 2018

cooch

To impede your own progress or someone else's progress. The ability to cooch is a natural trait that exists at least a little bit in all people and a lot in many people (i.e. the students of LMCOOCH). A cooch crime should usually not be committed unless one has special permission from Sconka. To cooch is to be human; to not cooch, divine.

Friend 1: Remember when Tony and Bryan cooched for us during spring break?
Friend 2: Yea, that wasn't cool.

by A. Cooch April 12, 2010

Cooche

Is your short friend who is cute and close to you

“Do you know Connor?”

“Yeah what a cooche”

by Gregory’s September 19, 2018

On cooch

A different, yet spicy way of say “on god”.

“On cooch bro, i thought i was about to pull her in the DM’s”

by Christian Storch February 27, 2020

THE COOCH

A vagina the size of Idaho!

8D6M: NOT ONE MORE TIME.
thrice 681: ...........cooch
8D6M: OMG

by Ashish February 27, 2005

cooch

The act of hanging around, chillin, relaxing, (chil-axin) etc.

We cooched in the park for a bit init.

by Jef. September 26, 2006