Pouring a drink down the bum crack of someone squatting naked while another person lays on the floor drinking the concoction.
Person 1: Did you hear what the boys made Perry do?
Person 2: No, what was it this time?
Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.
Person 2: No, what was it this time?
Person 1: They made him do the cracky concoction.
Person 2: Standard, he must have deserved it.
by The Berkeley Bats October 1, 2017
Get the The Cracky concoction mug.The opposite of a trophy wife. This is the wife you are sent home with when you lose at dating. These women might have been trophy wives if the trophy was given merely for participation rather than performance.
My buddy said it was the trophy wife table, but when I turned around every single woman was past her prime, assuming they even had a prime. It was the consolation wife table.
by Hatch240 March 30, 2011
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Condolations:
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
by late_nite_guy_62 February 20, 2010
Get the Condolations mug.Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
by TovarichMoore August 20, 2018
Get the Consolation Piss mug.Girl: "I'm so hungover and I can't remember anything from last night. What did I drink?"
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
Other Girl: "I think vodka, gin, Fireball, maybe Windex. Girl you gotta be more conscious of your concoction or you'll end up waking up in a Mexican jail."
by RCL37 May 26, 2014
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Cause to feel or show prejudice for or against something or someone because it brings comfort to the person.
*cries*"Aweh man I am going to die so like heaven exists and we all go there." *feels better*
- Typical Religious Person
"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person
- Typical Religious Person
"That's a consolation bias, you should base your beliefs in facts not emotion."
-Rational Person
by MrChristopher November 5, 2014
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