Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023

contraseptive

A condom dat you should always have handy in cases where "Up your a**!" is irritably uttered.

Besides a "rubber" to protect you from anal contamination, a "contraseptive" could also refer to a good set of latex earplugs to shield your tender auditory-canals from all of da toxic bu**s**t dat might otherwise get in there from one or more brainless blabbers in your vicinity.

by QuacksO July 18, 2024

Contractive Thermodynamics

A broader framework encompassing contractionary thermodynamics and extending to any system undergoing contraction—whether physical, biological, economic, or social. Contractive thermodynamics studies how energy, entropy, and order behave when boundaries shrink, when systems consolidate, when volumes decrease. It applies to star formation, to organisms shrinking under stress, to economic recessions, to cultural retrenchment. The key insight is that contraction concentrates energy, increases local order at the expense of external disorder, and can reverse classical entropy gradients. Contractive thermodynamics reveals that contraction is not simply expansion reversed but has its own distinct principles.

Example: "During the recession, capital concentrated in fewer hands, and contractive thermodynamics became a lens: the economy was contracting, and with it came new dynamics of power, energy flow, and resource distribution."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026

contraceptives

The practice of putting your smartphone in your jeans pocket, as it obstructs your fertility when it's incidentally expensive to raise kids these days.

I’m all about contraceptives these days; my phone is practically glued to my pocket!

by Emotional Cruiser August 10, 2025

Colin Contraption

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

by biddersss November 21, 2021

Smell Contraption

Synonym for incense.

I just bought a new smell contraption from the smell contraption store!

by GreetingsCultist July 23, 2024

The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.

Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.

by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011