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contraceptionist

The absolute opposite of a hot receptionist/secretary.

A secretary so unappealing that not only would you never dare consider risking your job for sexual relations with her, but you're completely put off the entire female gender every time you pass her desk.
The fantasy Jim had been having involving Angelina Jolie, a desert island and a sack of viagra was completely nullified when he walked past his contraceptionist's desk.
by CapTim January 25, 2008
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Matthew [contract killer]

A play on the name of Matthew the Evangelist or Saint Matthew, the Patron Saint of Tax Collectors, Matthew is a common pseudonym used by contract and professional killers in reference to the collection of a fee or “contract” in exchange for the commission of a murder(s); also commonly associated with political or industrial espionage; a Matthew can be defined as an entity that initiates or executes the illegal extraction, destruction or trading of information for monetary gain.
1)To say that a patron or rival is scheduled to meet with Matthew contract killer. 2) To claim that Matthew will tend to a situation. 3) To claim Matthew as a client and/or associate.
by Aron Tel August 16, 2008
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slave contract

A contract where you sell your soul to a company or person i.e letting them own everything you ever produced and also them being able to always extend the contract as a bonus fact most slave contracts prevent people from suing the company so always read the contract before signing
You never hear anything about the people who have auditioned for ___ Got Talent? Maybe they have signed a slave contract so they can't post anything online without their permission
by Hotpies January 28, 2018
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Trauma Contract

A trauma contract is where one person in a relationship (romantic or friendship) makes partner(s) sign a contract saying that they will not do certain things as a result of a previous toxic relationship. This is often linked with ptsd and paranoia, as trauma from the past could make one fear similar things happening again.
Maddie made her boyfriend sign a trauma contract that said he will never ignore her calls.
by Freerose October 1, 2018
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contraceptive

A measure taken to prevent pregnancy. Includes the condom, oral contraceptive pill (OCP), patches, injections, cages, caps and sponges amongst other methods.
"are you on the pill?"

"are you using a contraceptive?"

"use a condom you dirty fuck"
by Oli87 June 22, 2007
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contract killer

(n.)- A paid professional whose sole purpose is to seek and destroy.
by Contractkiller69 November 25, 2006
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constance

Constance is a beautiful girl and all the boys love her... but she only loves 1 boy at a time. She has a fantastic body and is a great friend who supports her friends. She has a great tan in summer obvos.... and is stunning everyday even when shes at her worst. Works really hard to achive things, and is great at sports especially swimming and volleyball. Her boobs are quite large and she has a pretty good ass as well. She also knows how 2 pick the best friends in the world.Watch out world because theres a new model in town.
Thats so Constance

Shes Constance

Boys love Constance

Love u like constance
by iloveyoulikealovesong August 17, 2011
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