walking contradiction

an awesome green day song; the song is about a guy who feels that he cant do anyting right and that he feels like a loser; the song has some good guitar sounds

Ive got not belief,
But I believe I'm a walking contradiction,
And I ain't got no rights

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

contradict

When one does the exact opposite of what they're opposed to

Woman: That guy always contradicts himself by doing the opposite of what he says.
Woman 2: I know, he's such a hypocrite.

by nbunch81 June 7, 2016

Contradictionary

A word that defies the definition of a word as defined in a dictionary.

The Oxford Dictionary recently changed the definition of "literally" to include the figurative definition of "literally". There is therefore literally no definition for "literally" in the dictionary anymore. How contradictionary...

by tobmeister December 26, 2014

Conradical

Badly Radical. See Proradical or Prorad
See Conrad
A Conrad is Conradical.

Or Could be something awesome with something bad attached.

person 1: you want a cookie? its the kinda with the thick icing that could make you sick but is soo deliciousss..
person 2: hell yeah, i love them things. they're conradical. i dont give a shit if they make me throw up, i'm eating them.

by d00d3 whtvr. January 27, 2008

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Contradiction

Lying. Saying something and doing the opposite.

Do as I say, not as I do because the shit's so deep you can't run away.

I beg to differ. On the contrary, I agree with every word that you say.

Talk is cheap and lies are expensive.

My wallet's fat and so is my head.

Hit and run and then I'll hit you again.

I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb.

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I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

by The St. Jimmy October 31, 2010

Contradictopatation

When it sounds like your contradicting someone,but your really not.

Tim:I'm getting bigger,aren't I?
Tat:You are SUPER buff!
Tim:Not yet.
Tat:Don't contradict me!
Tim:No,that was a contradictopatation.

by Tatyyyana September 20, 2010