by Hhxxha December 18, 2017
Get the Constancemug. 
Constance
Someone who always sucks cock and fucks her own dad and brother. Constance is the kind of person to eat dog shit with cum. People named constance is not to be trusted and are most of the having an erection. People who are named constance have an negative iq and will sell a bike for a bike lock. This motherfucker has a dick fetish so when she goes to class she always has a cock in her mouth.
Someone who always sucks cock and fucks her own dad and brother. Constance is the kind of person to eat dog shit with cum. People named constance is not to be trusted and are most of the having an erection. People who are named constance have an negative iq and will sell a bike for a bike lock. This motherfucker has a dick fetish so when she goes to class she always has a cock in her mouth.
by Ayahkour Man October 18, 2022
Get the Constancemug. by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014
Get the constance baymug. Cam: DUDE! SHE GAVE ME A DIRTY CONSTANCE!
Bryson: Oh, Really?
Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!
Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.
Bryson: Oh, Really?
Cam: Yeah, That parrot on her shoulder when she jerked felt nice!
Bryson: Nice! I want a girl to do that.
by HaterHateHate920 April 2, 2020
Get the dirty constancemug. Andrew Constance is a fucking cunt who is extremely arrogant and doesn't give a crap about the public at all, he was very rude to a business owner in the City, when those business workers were impacted by the new Light Rail construction. He is the worst transport minister that NSW has ever seen.
Person 1: He was rude to me and told me I'm a collateral damage.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.
Person 2: He doesn't give a crap if people are badly let down and impacted by the Inner West Bus privatisation.
Person 3: He was one of the worst Transport Minister that we ever had.
Person 4: He ignores the public always.
Person 5: He lied about the new Sydney Light Rail.
Person 6: He's an Andrew Constance.
by fakespam123 April 30, 2020
Get the Andrew Constancemug. Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 30, 2021
Get the Andrew Constancemug.