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Congresstard

Congresstard (kon gres tard) NOUN. An especially idiotic member of the U.S. Congress.
Who's the biggest congresstard, Michelle Bachmann or John Shimkus?
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Congressional Booty Office

(n.)- Highly secretive Washington, DC dance club (referred to in public as the 'CBO' or 'Congressional Budget Office') located beneath the old supreme court chambers of the US Capitol. Constructed during the renovation of the Capitol building after its torching at British hands in the War of 1812, it hosts some of the hottest escorts y'all ever saw and has been the site of many political conflicts which have changed the course of American history. Most recent of these was Senator Harry Reid's (D-NV) crazy fucking chain fight beatdown of Representative Mike Pence (R-IN), an event credited with securing crucial votes for the passage of health care reform. Other historic events taking place there include:
-John C. Calhoun's totally dickish keying of Abraham Lincoln's tricked out carriage, an act of aggression which elevated North-South tensions in the years before the Civil War
-The lap dances received by anti-suffragist lawmakers, thus increasing their respect for women and changing their votes on the eve of a crucial vote on the 19th amendment
-The awesome blowjob given by Sarah Palin to a senior McCain campaign adviser who, after multiple hits on the CBO's famous eight foot bong known affectionately as "The General Sherman," made the campaign-crippling decision to recommend her as John McCain's running mate in the 2008 presidential election.
Representative A (on phone): Hey you commie faggot, I'll show you where to shove your goddamn environmental regulations.
Representative B: Fuck you, you racist neo-nazi asshole. If you want to fight let's take this to the Congressional Booty Office, pussy.
by Cook1903 May 1, 2010
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congresswoman

A term used to describe an elected official (female) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
After an arduous campaign, Jane became a congresswoman.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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congressing

Wasting time and energy. Being generally unproductive even though you have a lot of very important stuff to do.
Say your light bill is due by 5:00 PM or they're going to turn off your power. A friend comes by at 4:30 PM and sees you napping.. He'd say, "Dude, you better quit congressing and pay your power bill."

Or... you're just hanging out on Sunday morning and a friend calls and asks what you're doing. You'd reply, "Nothing man, I'm just congressing."
by TBRADNC July 14, 2013
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Congressional Review

To loosely read or breeze through a document, likely missing a fair amount of the information contained within.
How tough will the upgrade be?
I'm not too sure, I only gave the guide a Congressional Review.
by Unwieldy May 27, 2010
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congressional

to act infantile and obstinate; to reject common sense in favor of self-interest regardless of consequences
"My, you are sure acting congressional today. Shame on you."
by Owens808 December 31, 2012
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Congressinating

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.
I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.
by Home apple September 14, 2017
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