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Mars Congressional Republic

Mars Congressional Republic is the independent sovereign nation in the Amazon Prime Series 'The Expanse'.
The Mars Congressional Republic will get it's revenge!
Mars Congressional Republic is better than the United Nations
by BilalofShifa January 10, 2020
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Congress

The opposite of PROGRESS.
PRO = Good
CON = Bad
GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.
by Anything Goes Tonight October 19, 2010
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congeekulations

To express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success for an obviously nerdy activity.
Him: Dude, last night I got to level 40 on WoW.
Me: Cool. What's WoW?
Him: World of Warcraft. It's the best video game ever.
Me: Ah.
Him: When you get to level 40, you get to choose if you want to ride a horse or a large cat. I chose the cat.
Me: Congeekulations.
by DrWatson February 4, 2007
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having congress

To have sexual intercourse with, including rape and beastiality. Normally used in the context of sex without any consent.
"Not three weeks before this he was run out of Fort Smith Arkansas for having congress with a goat. Yes lady, that is what I said. Goat." - Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
by jahm3z April 20, 2009
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angry congressman

After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure
She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range
by newo May 13, 2005
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Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.
Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.
by Tom from March 27, 2007
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Congress

Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.
Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
by rufustherat September 5, 2011
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