Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012

Congratulations

The way someone reclaims the #1 spot after a criminal organization (see T-Series) briefly takes said #1 spot.

It sounded like PewDiePie was saying Congratulations to T-Series... but in reality it was just the next shot in the war against corporate dominance.

by FegelFatso April 6, 2019

congratuhate

The feeling that occurs when some thing good happens to somebody you loathe.

I am so thrilled that Joan finally landed a new boyfriend, even though he is my ex. I can't wait to congratuhate her in person, preferably in a crowded bar. I hope she is wearing the fat dress.

by Peter Byron Sylvester November 12, 2007

Congratulatiomis

Either used to say "FUCK OFF", or just an innocent way of misspelling "congratulations"

Guy 1: Hey! Wanna hang out??
Guy 2: Congratulatiomis, man.

by Hitaeth July 28, 2016

Congratulations

word used before ur owned or ur momma is owned

CONGRATULATIONS!
(powder in face)

by owner September 6, 2003

Congratulations!

The award you got for searching this.

"Congratulations!"

by SpeedoThreeSixty March 1, 2021

female congratulations

When a female reaches her climax, releasing clear fluid from her vagina. At this point, the female will start celebrating, as her partner was able to make her orgasm.

I was so proud of Ben last night, at the end we had a female congratulations!

by iiRazor June 12, 2018