The condition commonly known as blue balls in males. It most commonly occurs when a man is continually aroused but never actually ejaculates. It is caused by an excess build up of fluid from the prostate gland (the fluid that makes up semen).
I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
I have also heard that it was a build up of stopped blood in the testicles and penis.
My wife and I were making love when the kids came home early and we had to stop. Man, had some bad prostatic congestion (blue balls)!!
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Almost like a code or even a new language. This is the joining of two or more words (usually insults) to achieve ultimate stealth slagging. To keep things subtle two words are probably better although using multiple funny insults can create some epic conjisults.
(Bill) Dude I like invented the best Conjisult ever...
(Ted) Go on...
(Bill) Bunt Ficker!
(Ted) Meaning???
(Bill) Bum Cunt Fanny Licker!
(Ted) Go on...
(Bill) Bunt Ficker!
(Ted) Meaning???
(Bill) Bum Cunt Fanny Licker!
by WossyWouchen October 26, 2009
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Derived from this drunk text, the word means:
conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done
Derived from this drunk text, the word means:
conkis: (n.) a search
conkis: (v.) to search; to find
conkistador: (n.) one who unfailingly gets shit done
(n.) "Our conkis has only just begun."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."
(v.) We should conkis Charlie to find out what he's up to
(n.) "Conquistadors were assholes, but conkistadors take charge and order the pizza for everyone who's too lazy to do it themselves."
by Moderated Conkis August 31, 2010
Get the conkis mug.The word is a mix between congeal and child, meaning a fleshy pile of children, usually in a decaying state. In ancient Mesopotamian societies games of king of the mountain were often played on congiles of an epic proportion, bro.
Person 1) "hey man, did you get rid of that congile in your garage yet?"
Person 2) "no man but I need to, its starting to stink. I've got some pitchforks in the shed if you want to help out."
Person 2) "no man but I need to, its starting to stink. I've got some pitchforks in the shed if you want to help out."
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Get the Condish mug.1) Concise in quality
2) The state or quality of being Concise
3) Very concise, having great precision
4) The act of making something Concise
5) Terse or concise in speaking, expressing much in a short amount of words
Archaic: Cutting off, or making apart
2) The state or quality of being Concise
3) Very concise, having great precision
4) The act of making something Concise
5) Terse or concise in speaking, expressing much in a short amount of words
Archaic: Cutting off, or making apart
Office Worker 1:I do Concision of documents here.
Office Worker 2: Bullshit, Concision isn't even a word.
Office Worker 1: I hate you.
Office worker 2: Succintly stated.
Office Worker 2: Bullshit, Concision isn't even a word.
Office Worker 1: I hate you.
Office worker 2: Succintly stated.
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