Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.

Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"

by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011

confinity

An oxymoronic term used to metaphorically describe a finite “infinity”; confined “infinity.”

It’s taking a confinity for class to end.
It’ll be a confinity before the next round starts.

by applebin September 3, 2020

confusitate

to make one so confused they hesitate with their answer

Chuck: Hey how are you slkjsal;kasjdlkas?

Charles: im fi.... wait what you just confusitated me.

by capabara and the gerbil December 30, 2008

Confusatory

Means that the situation is confusing

Man, Ms. Jones assignment is confusatory, man.

by Byez November 1, 2004

Confusingnessnyness

A person with a lot of confusion.

Whoa Tyler stop with your Confusingnessnyness

by Tylerwithmustache August 22, 2010

confusianism

the ability to intentionally confuse other people with or without logic without confusing yourself at the same time

missy: what is confusianism?
stefan: Enter - The Forest
missy: say what?!
stefan: Enter is the trees in LOTR, many trees makes a forest. enter the forest means to go into the forest
missy: bah humbug

by spindel63 November 28, 2011

Positive Confusion

A person in an impossible state of mind.

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.

by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010