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by neala December 6, 2002
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Confused Orgasm

When your last moments of self-created ecstasy get fucked up because you can't decide which infatuation to jack off too in the brainmelt. Commonly occurs with multiple loves\crushes\etc.
I had a confused orgasm last night. Couldn't decide between Kaitlyn and Catalina.
by disheveled_homosexual June 18, 2010
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dazed and confused

The amazing Led Zeppelin song that later became the name for one of the greatest movies of all time. "Dazed and Confused" is about several high schoolers on the last day of school in 1976. Set in Midland , Texas, the teens engage in extensive drug and alcohol use. Basically, that's all the movie is about.
Song: "Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true."
Movie: Slater-"Hey man... are you cool?"
Mitch-"Like.....how?"
Slater-"Ooookaaaaay..."
Pink-"He was just asking if you get high."
by little wing October 9, 2005
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illuminati confirmed

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.
Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.
by Wolfscent July 27, 2016
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confused

the word that is most often used by women and men when they don't know how a relationship is going, or if there is a relation ship.
ME: So is there an us?
YOU: Umm, just cuz we talk every night for 2 months straight doesn't mean we're seeing eachother...
ME: I thought we had a relationship going? What about the sex, and the flowers cards and candy, and the dates, and meeting your parents?
YOU: Well, I'm confused about all this too
ME: WTF BITCH!
by El Cangri April 9, 2005
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bronze league confirmed

Bronze league confirmed is an internet meme that originated from the Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty GameFAQs message board. It's basically said when a user makes a complaint about something in the game that only applies to them because they are in a lower league, such as balance issue or a strategy being cheesy.
User 1: It's starcraft people, not rushcraft, where you to play to win in 5 minutes.

User 2: bronze league confirmed, nothing to see here

User 1: Void rays are so OP, they need a nerf. When they rush with them there's no way to stop them

User 2: bronze league confirmed, Void rays are easily countered.
by 06blkredline September 7, 2010
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Dazed and Confused

A great cult movie. Those who like it, love it. A movie that brings viewers back to sone of the greatest times of their lives. The movie doesn't go anywhere and just kind of happens...but that's why it's genius. Matthew McConoughey's greatest performance.
I love high school girls....I get older but they keep staying the same age -Dazed and Confused
by Carlos June 18, 2006
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