cone

a social reject. one who does not fit in, or is considered repulsive by others
''That Jim is such a loser."
"Yeah, what a cone."
by kookyvidahd August 21, 2009
Get the cone mug.

the cone

A large orange instrument used to hump people in the ass.
Yo Fabros, you remember the cone?
by Don Was February 28, 2004
Get the the cone mug.

coning

The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.
Go to the McDonald's drive thru then grab the ice cream not the ice cream cone and say F&#&! Then you drive away. That's the perfect coning experience.
by BABE85490416 May 25, 2012
Get the coning mug.

Cone

peice ona bong used for packin weed into
i just smoked a thumb packed cone and pulled it in one
by kristle November 25, 2003
Get the Cone mug.

coneing

Driving into a McDonald's drive-through and ordering one or more soft serve cones.
You pay for your soft serve cone(s) and then when you accept it, you pick it up from the icecream side instead of the usual "cone" side. This results in your hand covered in icecream and an extremely baffled McDonald's worker.
Variations can also be referred to as coneing or "cone-ing"
Man 1: "I was just coneing the other day, people thought I was retarded."
Man 2: "What's coneing?"
Man 1: "OMG, it's the new planking, go look it up!"
by ErC1123458 June 11, 2011
Get the coneing mug.

Coning

The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.

You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).

No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.
"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"
by Coximus December 02, 2011
Get the Coning mug.

Cone

Metal cone that sits in the stem of a bong, you light the herb in the cone with a lighter keeping it lit while you pull air through the bong inhailing the smoke.
where you would say, "tokeing on a reafer." you
would be "pulling on a cone."
by Kitty-perv December 27, 2009
Get the Cone mug.