condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Contortionasst

A person with the capability of being flexible in performing different positions while having sex.

"My girl and I had amazing sex, knowing the fact that she is a pro contortionasst in bed"

by Jugulator May 12, 2014

Condorats

a word made up of condolences and congrats
used when something is sad but also good

person 1: my mom died but noe i get the house
person 2: oh condorats

by snerpyderperp December 31, 2018

Condomit

A condom filled with vomit

Some dude left a condomit on my stores floor.

by GamestopBoi123 January 28, 2019

Condoptious

A fun group of populous also a title for a new book.

I always grew up in a lower condoptious

by C.C.8 February 11, 2019

Codonitology

A religion that worships women's thighs.

"I need you to respect my religion and let me practice my rituals."

"Oh, what rituals?"

"Getting sandwiched by your thighs. I'm an adept of codonitology."

by zen_z11 October 14, 2022

Condorian

A patron of the nation of the MCRCSA

They didn’t care for the state of the USA so they seceded and became Condorian Patrons.

by MCRCSA Presidente March 4, 2024