condon del chango

when u find a condom that is to big to fit a human

oh my good look at that condon del chango it is huge

by pedro from the block April 30, 2003

Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!

by clairem December 24, 2008

condoned

(verb) to get eaten out on a bathroom floor while/after you just puked your guts out in the toilet at a house party or bar with a guy you do not know. It is possible you might get walked in on in the act by someone who knows all your friends, but its not necessarily implied.

I got condoned last, I hope i don't run into him on campus because that's awkward.

by bathroomeatoutgirl December 28, 2009

rompe condones

a person who always pops condoms.

yo ella si rompe condones. she pregnent with anothher kidd; smh

by LuciiOusz ChiCK March 17, 2009

CondonTreasure

Opposite of KPMG.
A fun, friendly accounting place where everybody hugs each other.

I love coming to work each day at CondonTreasure, it is a ConstantPleasure.

by Hap P Employee June 17, 2008

conzone

Overly complicated activity, turning a simple project or activity into something huge. A long, complex explaination or excuse. A "big production." From a dialect of Italian meaning "song."

"He can't just get to the point, he always has to make a conzone out of everything."

by LuLu-U February 28, 2006

Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.

I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?

by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007