conching

When a person really desires something, e.g. food, drink, sleep, sex etc.

Not to be confused with kotching

Jack: I'm conching for some food
Tom: shall we go to KFC then?
Richard: yeah come on I'm conching too

Daniel: I'm conching for some pussy, it's been like 6 months now!

by Dale W. March 28, 2008

Conche

A Penis/A Vagina a sexual organ, Also a rude person

I'm feelin a little horny want some conche.

by Alise91 March 18, 2008

Conch

The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.

I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.

by Blipmeister December 17, 2009

conch

the slimy sliver of stinky skin on a womans pussy-boner

that is the grossest smelliest conch ive ever seen

by jhbfksbcbkhbfjhbv May 16, 2007

conch

Anything and everything, often people are offended by its over-usage

punch window trampoline bacardi

Mr. Mohr likes the conch.

by baCONCHi safe CONCH car May 8, 2006

conch

A repulsivly large pussy area in which is disfigured and is covered in lumpy green bumps in which, at this time, are unidentifiable. As stated by Emi Chow, "My girlfriend has a conch. It isn't the nicest thing to have for dinner."

"I think Erika may have a slight case of conch," stated Dr. Williams.

by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003

Conch

The female equivalent of the male gooch; the skin between the vagina and the anus.

Your Momma loves it when I'm eating conch!

by Phat Lüke July 11, 2008