computatrumasaurus

a person whose diet consists of only computers

urgh burg youre such a computatrumasaurus

by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.

Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!

by Joshwalla May 23, 2009

Compused

a)Computer confused. When a website or program is being nothing but unreasonable and you don't know who to call/email/pay to explain it to you; When you're using a computer and it doesn't make sense.
b)May also refer to the disoriented state of mind felt when trying to concentrate on a laptop whilst interacting with something else.

*reading scumbag site that tells you you need software to log in- though doesn't tell you what software this may be*
You to friend:"What was that? Sorry, I'm compused"

by kawai-kowai March 18, 2011

computater

An overclocked potato.

When Johny tried to play a new video game on his computater, it began to smell of burnt fries.

by theoriginaltater December 12, 2007

compuasm

It means computer orgasm. Mostly found in computer geeks.

when dan the computer geek saw a macbook air he totaly had a compuasm

by Devil Kisses April 26, 2009

CompuServe

An archaic spin-off of the system-crash-waiting-to-happen, AOL. Quite possibly worse than AOL... if that even makes sense. Known to scare innocent children across the globe.

"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"

by EnixPSIkid451 March 5, 2005

Compudadoor

Pronounced 'come-PEW-duh-door", this mangling of English and Spanish and Spanglish is used to describe a mobile computing device, especially a netbook or laptop. It is, however, inappropriate to describe an iPad in this way.

Sis, can I borrowinski your compudadoor to check the spelling of patooter on Urban Dictionary?

by MSpike September 15, 2011