Commentation

The act of conversing through comments on MySpace, facebook, or any other networking website.

Dude she sent me a comment so i sent her one, and then it was one after the other, it turned into a commentation!

by Shawn, Megofna, Tam, Duong May 28, 2008

Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009

commentating

to go on a commenting spree

Bill: I was downtown the other day commenting on stuff for this documentary I'm making
Ted: Dude you were totally commentating!

by Justincredible! December 22, 2008

Commentsation

When a string of comment replies to a Facebook status get so long it becomes a conversation.

"Did you see how many replies David got on his status update?"

"Yeah, it was a real commentsation!"

by AaronZR2 April 2, 2009

comment bait

a shameful tactic that content creators use to get mindless NPC's to comment on their videos. The content will usually have zero context, contain blatant lies or something they pulled straight out of their ass to invoke controversy. The more comments they receive, the better the chances are of the video going viral. Similar to clickbait and rage bait except the goal is to confuse the viewers into getting them to interact with each other. avoid.

B: "this guy really posting saying he is god and was reincarnated in china. he also has gta 7.
A: "bro, that shit is obv comment bait. gtfoh."
B: "you right, he ain't worth my time."

by AllBlackLex August 21, 2024

Commentsate

When you have a conversation on facebook throuqh comments on a picture or status

DONT COMMENTSATE ON MY STATUS THATS ANNOYING

by lelebebee4547 July 26, 2010