gawk coma

When you get sucked off so hard that you go into a coma for several days.

Person A: What happened to Will? Why is he passed out?
Person B: Joon gave him gawk coma.

by VasMan December 31, 2019

Cubicle Coma

When you wake up and feel engergized but as soon as you enter the work place, a wave of exhaustion runs over you and you have trouble staying awake for the rest of your work day. Amazingly, once you leave the hellish work atmosphere, you suddenly feel energized and ready to run a marathon.

As soon as I sat down at my desk this morning, cubicle coma came over me and I immediately passed out. An IV coffee drip could not pull me out of it but as soon as I walked out to go home, I felt like I could do an iron man.

by MDermy August 20, 2010

Poop Induced Coma

When you are physically exhausted, you feel like your going to collapse from physical fatigue. Your legs hurt, your back hurts, your entire body aches. Then you go and take a massive dump and feel completely energized like you were never tired in the first place.

Victim: Dude I am so exhausted, I dont even know why!
Friend: Bro take a dump, it may be a Poop Induced Coma, Commonly known as P.I.C.
15 mins later: Victim: Bro I feel wonderful, you were right I had P.I.C.

by Preach Knowledge October 21, 2005

coma theory

A fan theory that the plot of a tv show/movie/video game is actually all a dream by the main character, most likely because of a coma. Alternately all or most characters are really dead or in hell or whatever sounds edgy. The most lame and overused of all fantheories, no one particularly cares for it. This however does not stop tweens from posting their "original" fan theory on every relevant message board they know anyway.

Google the name of your favourite series + "coma theory", there's your example.

by hagueharry January 21, 2014

Weed-Induced-Coma

Smoking weed to make yourself sleep, or smoking yourself to sleep...Or just smoking too much and passing out. Good ones.

I smoked my self into a weed-induced-coma last night.

by ChillorFly December 17, 2011

Grease Coma

The feeling of sleepiness you get after eating a large, greasy meal. Can also effect your ability to work and may cause you to "put it in neutral".

"After Myke and Curt came back from Tuckers, they became victims of the Grease Coma"

by DeltaP42 January 8, 2009

Carson coma

A person whose face and behavior make you think that they are either falling asleep or on some drug. The person is characterized by soft speech, half open eyes and an inability to hold up one's head. Behavior seen with presidential candidate Ben Carson.

After such a large lunch, I fell into a Carson coma during math class. The teacher kept calling on me because I looked like I was nodding off.

by joecoolthefool August 1, 2016