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colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass
Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass
by aussyj August 16, 2017
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Colon Colonisation

(Typically) Consensual anal sex between two parties that achieves deep, unprotected penetration with the aim of filling one (or both) party's colon with rich seminal fluid.
Guy 1: Hey, where's that £6.25 you owe me?
Guy 2: I'll get it, I swear.
Guy 1: You better, or you'd best start preparing yourself for colon colonisation.
by TittySmack September 4, 2016
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Keyboard Colonist

An ignorant, self-aggrandizing, racist on social media. This person lacks basic humanity.
Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
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13 colonies

American: SPEAK IN ENGLISH! THIS IS AMERICA!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
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Colonie

A town on the north edge of Albany, New York, which includes Latham. Take Northway exits 2-6 to get there, or take Rt. 9 between Albany and Saratoga County. It borders Albany, Crescent, Watervliet, Loudonville, and all of America via the Albany International (not) Airport off exit 4.

South Colonie kids think there's a big rivalry between them and the north (Latham/ Shaker High) but the north is so far ahead of them they don't even notice the south, as they are too busy fighting Shenendehowa High in Clifton Park. It features Colonie Center Mall, which is a really good mall but can't compare to the nearby Crossgates in Albany. Latham Circle Mall is dying but their cinema has really comfortable seats.

Colonie also features a lot of good book stores. There is a Borders and a Barnes and Nobles right around the Colonie Center Mall (which has a Waldenbooks, which is also at Latham Circle) and somewhere in the middle is Flights of Fantasy, the best gaming bookstore I've ever been to. The Sanford library is also pretty big.

Don't forget Guitar Center of Wolf Road, I've never seen such a big music store.

When something says "On Wolf Road in Albany" it usually means "On Wolf Road in Colonie."
We're hanging out tonight on Wolf Road in Colonie.
by Adrian August 29, 2005
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to colonise

For an English person to hook up with a non-English person; especially when a British man seduces a woman from another part of the British Commonwealth (e.g. Canada, Australia, New Zealand).
"The plan is to colonise some Aussie tourists soon, 'cos I haven't been laid in ages!"
by Cecil Longbottom December 2, 2009
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