A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.
by Airplanemancandy October 16, 2009
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Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain
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A boy who makes you feel pretty
A boy who is funny,nice, and everyone loves him
A boy who looks good in walmarts shirts
A boy i should have told how I felt
A boy who is funny,nice, and everyone loves him
A boy who looks good in walmarts shirts
A boy i should have told how I felt
He's so Colton.
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by ColeRoy May 1, 2013
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I love me some colton. :)
by megan vanessa January 20, 2009
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