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Collecto

What a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee often calls the Winston Collectramatic; the small pressurised deep fat fryer used for Original Recipe chicken.
Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto this time.
by Telephony January 24, 2011
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Collette

Collette is a let loose, but be careful kind of girl. She will take a risk, but stop if she knows something is wrong. Collette is a great example of beauty, and grace. Her smile can light up a room, her fashion is stunning, and you know she has those curves. Collette will listen to you, through the bad and the worse, and she would never judge you. She's there when you need her, and she won't leave your side until she knows everything is alright. She's a book worm, and is extremely smart. She is a great S.O, who will take care of you, and love you unconditionally, but she is also a great friend. If you meet a Collette, never let her go, she is pretty sensitive.
Guy 1: Dang, I've been dreaming about Collette all day!

Guy 2: Me too, bro!
by AKA:thetruth May 2, 2021
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face collector

A person that adds people on Facebook, or other social websites, in order to seem popular. They might not necessarily be good friends with them, or even know them that well, but they add them anyway to give others the impression that they're popular.
Bob: Did you see how many friends Dave has on Facebook? He must be a pretty cool guy.

Billy: No, he's just a face collector. He just adds a lot of friends to make himself look popular.
by kawar January 5, 2009
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fart collective

When a group of highly flatulent people dedicate themselves to emitting the most repugnant fart cloud humanly possible.
Members of the fart collective were recently found dining at Mar-A-Lago on black beans, anchovies and Brussels sprouts, patiently awaiting the arrival of the Guest of Honor.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 5, 2019
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Collectionist

Someone who collects items or antiques based on their hobby. Ex. Video games, coins, vintage items, toys, etc. Another term for what is commonly known as a collector.
Do you have Super Nintendo's? I want to acquire one because I am a collectionist.
by Shuichi1 August 20, 2019
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card collector

Someone who has officially collected more than one v-card.
"Did you hear Sally lost her v-card to a card collector last night"?
by Andrew Rambleon June 9, 2008
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pic collector

1. A leery anonymous person who replies to your personal ad for the sole purpose of collecting your pics to inflate his or her poor ego. An encounter with a pic collector is always short and obnoxiously one-sided.

2. A one-liner with no identity or personality. Can't carry a conversation. Trades you pics that aren't even his, then cuts you off not because you're unappealing, but because he really has nothing to offer, not even common courtesy.

3. Closet-case paranoid voyeur. Can't handle rejection. Hides behind the Internet like a troll. Hardly gets laid but will collect your pics before rejecting you.
Me: Hey. Hot pic!
Him: Got face pics? Chest pics?
Me: Here you go. Yours?
Him: Have more pics? X pics? Wanna see your ass.
Me: Pic collector? Pic 4 pic!
Him: *sends you moar fake pics*
Me: Ok sent mine.
Him: *dissipates like a nasty fart*
by fit420guy August 26, 2012
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