Coise

Coise is an abbreviation of the name Marcoise, Marcoise is a play on the name of Marcus and Marcus is a joke name for someone named Mark.

Thus someone who is ugly with big ears and called Mark may be known as Coise.

Please also see Carbootoise, Carfunkle, Art Garfunkle, Art of a Guff, Crud, Grunt or Crunt

Coise is an ugly little Crunt.

by jlang1 December 3, 2011

Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.

Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/

by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010

second choice hamster

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

by Tweeples June 5, 2013

First Choice Bias

When someone is listing options and you automatically choose the first choice. This usually leads to the person doubting you or you doubting yourself, eventually causing you to switch your answer.

Mike: Yo, Shaniqua.
Shaniqua: Hey, you wanna see a movie tonight?
Mike: Sure... what movie?
Shaniqua: How about Finding Nemo, Busty Cops 4, or He's Just Not That Into You?
Mike: I like Finding Nemo...
Shaniqua: GODDAMMIT MIKE CUT THE BULLSHIT WITH YOUR FIRST CHOICE BIAS!!

Joe: Hey, man
Paublo: Hey, Joe.
Joe: You wanna put dog shit on someone's doorstep?
Paublo: Sure. You wanna hit the Jefferson's, Al Murra's, Nagaski's, or the Smith's?
Joe: The Jefferson's I guess.
Paublo: Oh.. okay.
Joe: What? Ooh... you think it's my first choice bias choosing that.
Paublo: Huh? Oh no it's just...
Joe: that's cool dude.

by Ass Kicka November 14, 2010

triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

by Schwazzy Nutz April 25, 2006

multiple choice class

an english class for people who are incapable of splling, grammerizing, and conjugt'n. grades rely heavily on luck of the draw and are distributed as the following: a) A b)B c)C d)D e) all of the above

The girl's indecisiveness misled her parents to believe she was an all above student, when in reality she had an A, B, C, and D grade. When applying math to the grading system however, aeries interface concluded she did in fact have a C+/B-.
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"mah gurl shawny told me the answers to the test in dey multiple choice class the otha day. it was ah-buh-duh-cuh-buh-ah-ah-duh-cuh-buh-ee"

by Jewanda December 21, 2008

coiler

a long coiling excrement

"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

by hughmonger October 29, 2003