Coffebeaning

to trick your bed partner into thinking he/her is going to give you oral sex under the duvet, then locking his/her head between your legs and pass gas and faecal matter into their mouth.

Agela: "Oh lord did I not have some fun with Timothy yesterday"
Maggy: "What did you do?"
Angela: "I was totally coffebeaning him in the sanctuary we call our own bedroom. I loved it!"
Maggy: "I want to kiss that sweet mouth of yours, Angela. You know I always loved you. Why don't you love me?"
Angela: "Because you are a hussy. perhaps you should be coffebeand once in a while".
Maggy: "My shitty boyfriend has to soft of a stool to produce the hard pellets needed for such a task"
Angela: "Change his diet to broccoli, that will pas the stool needed to get your relationship up and running again"
Maggy: "but the 'running' is the problem!"
Angela: "You make me laugh, you silly goose!"

by Hiny Peter August 6, 2012

Cofftea

A disgusting hot beverage usually created by the carelessness of work colleagues in the staff canteen, but occasionally on purpose if it's the boss's drink. Often the drink goes almost unnoticed, merely making the unfortunate victim think: "Hmm... This tea tastes a little odd...", but historic documents have recorded rare occations of projectile spitting of scalding liquid into workers faces upon discovery of the drink .

The Cofftea drink occurs when your colleague has been asked to make a tray of hot drinks for the office that consists of both coffee and tea requests.

After spooning coffee granules into the designated cups and stirring in hot water the coffee granules unseen on the back of the spoon are then transferred into the cups that have tea brewing in them when the tea bags are to be removed.

It should be noted that only tea consumers will be able to define this rancid drink. Coffee drinkers shall be unaffected.

by Rabid Raccoon May 18, 2009

CoffTea

A mystical magical subtance made by mixing the exact right amount of coffee and tea. Perfect for the act of Teabagging during a destructive game truth or dare if left on the stove for hours at a time before hand.

WARNING: To those about to teabag, We salute you. CoffTea may cause ever lasting burns on nutsack, face and any other body parts it comes in contact with

*I gave her CoffTea the morning after...it gave some much needed soothing to her throught*

by XPrestonX November 6, 2007

coffeecat

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

by rockthetandem June 29, 2007

Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.

Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).

by VictorySea January 25, 2021

coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.

Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.

by Mireru December 28, 2007

coffeebeaning

The female equivalent of teabagging, where a female would rub her vagina over the victim's face/forehead

"Kerry, that coffeebeaning you gave me totally fucking stank."

by Ahdinko January 9, 2009