Coffeebrag

Excessive posting of updates on Twitter and Facebook about how much you need coffee in the morning.

Every morning at about 6 a.m., Susan insists on posting a coffeebrag about her morning cup of Starbucks.

by The Stew October 3, 2012

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

coffeenating

Going for a coffee, getting a refill

...Is gone coffeenating

by ihateclownz February 6, 2010

Coffeegrinder

The act of completing a full 360, while spinning on one hand and yelling "Beans and Cornbread, i said Beans and Cornbread"

"I was practicing my coffeegrinders for jazz, and i tripped over a glass of lemonade"

by Matt Shaud April 25, 2003

Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.

Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg

by kaikoo August 13, 2012

CoffeeAddict

CoffeeAddict is a guy that is so hot you'd just love to have him in your bed. This guy likes nothing for than to have fun. This guy is handsome, cute, funny and cool.

Ash: OMG, YOUR SUCH A COFFEEADDICT!
James: Thanks, babe.

by James<3 October 27, 2008