alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off

Hey dad, alpha coff!

by coolcraft May 25, 2019

Coffe

Coffe. A real bad ass, nothing you can drink. Although Coffe has something for you to suck on.

Damn i wish i was more of a Coffe.

by Honor the roots April 21, 2017

Coffe

A term used with its roots in physiology. It is used to describe the ridge like bumps that line the rectal cavity of bald men

The doctor told me that my coffe has flared up

by Bla7pq December 4, 2023

Coffe

(n.) A legal drug.

dude i need a Coffe, like rn

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023

Coff a Cuppie

The mispronunciation of "cup of coffee" when you're late for work and trying to catch the subway but the barista is too busy flirting to notice you so you scream this out in your frustration.

Hey! Can I get a coff a cuppie to go?!

by Paul_Revere December 12, 2021

fung coff

it means 'fuck head'

it comes from a mix of german and south african language....sorry.....also it sounded funny

You massive fung coff

by Kangsta August 27, 2004

coff-o-lax

The cup or cups of coffee that stimulate a bowel movement.

"A little backed up this morning--better quaff me some Coff-O-Lax."

by JackNoxious March 14, 2022