alpha coff

Means I'll fuck off

Hey dad, alpha coff!

by coolcraft May 25, 2019

Coffe

Coffe. A real bad ass, nothing you can drink. Although Coffe has something for you to suck on.

Damn i wish i was more of a Coffe.

by Honor the roots April 21, 2017

stephen coff

absolute fuckwit

wow, that fella is so gay, his name must be stephen coff

by B1 from N80 chat May 30, 2023

Coffe

Something that makes little kids bounce off the walls n shit.

I had seventeen cups of Coffe and now I’m gonna annoy all my classmates and tell them I didn’t take my adhd pill today!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Coff

"Coff" used in a joke/meme context as a short form faster alternative to the full word Cough.

Barry: "Hey, I heard Jane went out with Mark"

Frank: "Really I haven't heard anything, coff coff"

by TheRockBell March 4, 2023

Coffe

A term used with its roots in physiology. It is used to describe the ridge like bumps that line the rectal cavity of bald men

The doctor told me that my coffe has flared up

by Bla7pq December 4, 2023

Coffe

(n.) A legal drug.

dude i need a Coffe, like rn

by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023