Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

grand coulee

the asshole of america, because it is the shittiest place you can ever live.

god this is so grand coulee

by ashley_123 July 2, 2008

coulee

Adjective that should not be used as a noun. Means extremely cool. A new version of sweet.

Mae: Sally, "what are you doing for your birthday?"
Sally: "I'm gonna have a party at the beach."
Mae: "Coulee!"

by Coulee July 8, 2005

coulee

'grand coulee' discovered by the Polish in 1790, which of course, in Polish, means a whale's vagina. Ok, it wasn’t really discovered by Poland, but I had to come up with something.

There I was, snorting some coke off a hooker's asscrack when I noticed her coulee smiling back.
Damn, it’s hotter than a fat coulee up in here.

by Jay West September 15, 2008

e-coddle

To pamper someone using the Internet (i.e., via e-mail or instant messenger)

My mother heard that I broke my leg while in a different time zone (thus disabling her from calling me), so she got online and e-coddled me until I got better.

by Tom-ass November 23, 2006

coddletwat

A real piece of shit. Someone who has managed to become double as toolish as a normal fuckwad.

Jesus Christ, Ronald was such a coddletwat when he tried to steal my dog.

by Albert Raineer December 24, 2007

Condule

Evil; a foreign fruit you don't know the name of

the man had a condule look on his face; Man this condule is weird looking!

by bradfordcommunityER May 28, 2011