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coparenting

A term used by single mothers to try to justify their shitty parenting technique or guilt their baby daddy into doing things their way.
Derek only got to see his kids once every few months because his babymomma thought the best approach to coparenting was limiting his time with his children.
by Dadsgetshiton November 16, 2021
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compare you to YOU

when females on instagram says "oh my god her bodys perfect"

or
"oh my god shes so pretty"
like ok shes pretty. leave it at that tho.
Theres nothing you can do for your own sanity than admit shes pretty and move on with yourself.
If youre unattractive just say that, respectfully.
You can only compare yourself to your own best.
Look as good as you can, do yourself up, embrace your OWN beauty.

STop worrying about evryoe else.
Thank you have a great day
by saacabb April 7, 2022
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Compare

And who are other people going to compare me to?
Hym "Is it... Is it other people? Are the other people going to compare me to other people?"

Iam "They might compare you to you... Sometimes." 🤷

Hym "Maybe if you display a radical change in appearance. Lose or gain a bunch of weight. Get horribly disfigured or something."

Iam "Well... You shouldn't care what other people think about you."

Hym "If my identity is, in part, a matter of consensus; what other people think is perpetually relevant. I have to care what other people think. I don't have a choice."

Iam "Yeah, I don't think it should be a matter of consensus in the first place but I see what you mean... Hmm... Hmm... Does comparison constitute imitating the creature?"

Hym "Technically... Yes... Well... No. The creature cannot compare itself to anything else and, therefore, would make the act of comparison uniquely human. It's too different from anything to compare itself to anything. Humans are alike enough to one another to compare."

Iam "Huh... Right because relativity would only exist within the confines of reality and God exist outside of it... Right?"

Hym "Seems about right. I don't know I'm getting tired. We'll figure out in the morning."

Iam "Aight."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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Comparent

Noun. A parent who compares their child to other children often is a non positive way. Comparing a child to another child in the hopes that child will act similarly to the child they are compared to.

Verb. Comparenting
Joe tells his Mother to stop being a comparent when she tells him Jim's Mother says Jim cleans his room without being told to.
by Leah_Dav July 22, 2024
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Comparent

When a parent compares their child with another
Noun: Comparent
Verb: Comparenting
Adjective: Comparenty
Joe's Mother tells him he should clean his room every day like Bob's Mother tells her Bob does. Joe tells her "stop being a comparent, you are always comparenting"
by Leah_Dav July 25, 2024
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comparenting

When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.
Her parents were so caught up comparenting that they failed to recognize their own shortcomings.
by FreshWords January 1, 2025
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Coparentable

The ability to coparent
I want you to see you're kid but we are not being coparentable.
by Ali james January 15, 2026
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