A term used by single mothers to try to justify their shitty parenting technique or guilt their baby daddy into doing things their way.
Derek only got to see his kids once every few months because his babymomma thought the best approach to coparenting was limiting his time with his children.
by Dadsgetshiton November 16, 2021
Get the coparenting mug.A method of child rearing, most prevalent among divorced or separated parents, wherein one party can berate, abuse, slander, malign, degrade, humiliate and demean the other party for failing to act within an arcane, undisclosed and unachievable list of arbitrary and misaligned goals, methodologies, and intentions, for the betterment of the children(s') well being and mental conditions.
Asil: "You can talk to your children when you learn how to co-parent! You have to listen to me!"
Nero: "Ok. What do you want to tell me?"
Asil: "You can only talk to them about the four topics I have assigned to you today! You cannot talk to them about tomorrow's topics! WE HAVE TO WORK ON CO-PARENTING!!!"
Nero: "I can talk to them about anything that doesn't harm them. They just asked what is for dinn..."
Asil: "NOT ACCEPTABLE! WHY WON'T YOU CO-PARENT WITH ME? YOU MUST RESPECT ME!"
Nero: "......"
Asil: "RESPECT MAH AU-THOR-A-TAY! Why won't you CO-PARENT?!?!?"
Nero: "....."
Asil: "GROW UP! PULL UP YOUR BIG BOY PANTS!"
Nero: "Ok. What do you want to tell me?"
Asil: "You can only talk to them about the four topics I have assigned to you today! You cannot talk to them about tomorrow's topics! WE HAVE TO WORK ON CO-PARENTING!!!"
Nero: "I can talk to them about anything that doesn't harm them. They just asked what is for dinn..."
Asil: "NOT ACCEPTABLE! WHY WON'T YOU CO-PARENT WITH ME? YOU MUST RESPECT ME!"
Nero: "......"
Asil: "RESPECT MAH AU-THOR-A-TAY! Why won't you CO-PARENT?!?!?"
Nero: "....."
Asil: "GROW UP! PULL UP YOUR BIG BOY PANTS!"
by WhopperJr August 19, 2013
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Sharing the duties of bringing up your child(ren) even though you both hate each other.
The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.
All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...
The father is most likely a prick who thinks he is daddy of the year because he's changed a nappy but will most likely ring his Mammy so he can go and get pissed with his mates as he has no will power and is simply a waste of space.
All the mother wants to do is pick an argument and find out who and what he has been doing and is a jealous bitter bitch. She gets her hopes up most of the time.. is always crying and having a rant about the father.. probably putting sly digs about him on social media etc...
'How is the co-parenting going mate?'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'
'When we aren't arguing yeah it's all good, I've got my Mum to watch the kid tonight so lets get pissed!'
by LBee1993 October 2, 2018
Get the Co-Parenting mug.When parents constantly compare the way they are raising their children to the way other parents are doing so.
by FreshWords January 1, 2025
Get the comparenting mug.Timmy: Hey Andy. How is your daughter doing in school?
Andy: She is doing well although she is super busy with activities planned by her mother without my approval.
Timmy: Sounds like that bitch is hoparenting again.
Andy: yeah she is
Andy: She is doing well although she is super busy with activities planned by her mother without my approval.
Timmy: Sounds like that bitch is hoparenting again.
Andy: yeah she is
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