When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.
Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.
by CockwRd April 23, 2020
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Get the Cockward mug.a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation
sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved
Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."
by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010
Get the cockward mug.A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.
Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"
by TheBreakfastKlub July 25, 2011
Get the Cockward mug.''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.
1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.
2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.
2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''
Wow.. well that was cockward.
Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!
by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012
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by Mrs. Poorchoice June 30, 2010
Get the cockward mug.Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.
Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.
by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015
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