Cockward

The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.

Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."

by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010

cockward

when you are out at a bar, and things get awkward, and it's all because of a cock. too much cock, not enough cock, bad cock, it's bound to get cockward.

Joe, John, and Steve will be there, this could get cockward

by Mrs. Poorchoice June 30, 2010

cockward

a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation

sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved

Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."

by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010

cockward

The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.

One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.

by beepee March 21, 2013

cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015

cockward

When you're sitting in bed after sex and the room is really awkward cuz you don't know what to say.

*thinks to self* This is a little cockward.

by BloodPixelZ July 13, 2016

Cockward

The means of making situations awkward by use of the male genitals.

Bro, why are you always making shit cockward!? Put your dick away already jonny.

by tcf00 November 30, 2016