cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

by Shrek is Dreck June 07, 2015

Cockward

You thought he or she is really nice but turns out to be a cock. He is not awkward and she or he that thinks so is just plain old weird iimbeciles and f****** CRAZY. Even he or she who friends with this person doesn't know his actually life.

I first thought Jacob was nice and awkward but it turned out it was just me. He was just cockward.

by Megan zanderson May 22, 2017

cockward

a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation

sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved

Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."

by AlCam2000 June 29, 2010

Cockward

The means of making situations awkward by use of the male genitals.

Bro, why are you always making shit cockward!? Put your dick away already jonny.

by tcf00 December 01, 2016

Cockward

When she goes down and meets yo dick for da first time while her mascara smeared eyes make that awkward eye contact with you. But because of her daddy issues she yanks her own head down to give you the head that is Cockward - but you dig it anyway.

Bro things got cockward last night - after I mushroom stamped my new girl she went belly up and took my worm for the first time. I mean she’s cool and all but that cockward lazy eye she gave me was a boner killer.

by CockwRd April 24, 2020

Cockward

A word used to to describe situations that are awkward but with a sexual undertone.

Jim's wife made fun of his performance in bed in front of the neighbors... Wow that was cockward.

by woolfinator August 19, 2017

cockward

''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.

1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.

2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''

Wow.. well that was cockward.

Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!

by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012