Cockward

The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.

Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."

Cockward by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010

Cockward

A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.

Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."

Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"

Cockward by TheBreakfastKlub July 25, 2011

Cockward

The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.

Dude, when I hugged him, the situation became immediately cockward.

Cockward by GeicoGecko16 August 1, 2011

cockward

''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.

1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.

2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''

Wow.. well that was cockward.

Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!

cockward by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012

cockward

The strange moment following a brief interaction or run-in with a male you have had sexual relations with.

One night stand comes up to you and five friends sitting at a table, to interrupt and say his 'hellos', and everyone turns to look at him; cockwardly.

cockward by beepee March 21, 2013

Cockward

Derived from the word toward, cockward refers to the direction your cock points.

Josh was aroused, but then he saw ugly Sally and he was cockward the ground.

Cockward by closetinnapropriatelady October 2, 2013

cockward

Used predominantly in the Classic Rock fandom, "cockward" (or cockwardness) is a term used to describe an awkward bulge picture where one's pants may be a tad too tight to accommodate one's package.

Pete Townshend is the king of cockwardness. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of him that wasn't pitifully cockward.

cockward by Shrek is Dreck June 10, 2015