Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

cocksmoke

When masturbation causes too much friction.

"I've got cocksmoke, get the fire extinguisher!"

by bobbybobobooboo May 30, 2006

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

cocksleave

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

by shizer July 28, 2004

cockswoman

The female version of cocksman, i.e. a woman who uses men and knows how to get what she wants. She takes shit from no one and can drink and play as hard if not harder than the guys. Not to be confused with a 'bitch' or a 'slut' although she is often a sarcastic woman who loves sex. She is also skilled in bed and often wears the pants in a relationship. More closely related to a 'player' than any other sexually adventurous female adjective.

"Man I tried to roll my game on Allison all night but she got me to pay for all her drinks then she called me out on trying to hook up with her. She saw me coming a mile away, what a cockswoman."

by AllisonC February 13, 2007

Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006