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Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
by Professor Dive March 9, 2021
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cockscab

Someone so irritating, only a healing wound on your dick can compare.
Joe called in sick again, so now I have to cover another shift for that cockscab.
by greenmonstahmsn.com April 23, 2008
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cockscrubber

a mustache on a gay man, or, if on a straight man, a mustache that is too gay and should be removed to avoid confusion.
Richie, you gotta shave that cockscrubber before Bobby sees you or he'll rape your face.
by mjolnir February 16, 2009
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cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring
he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off
by Eumolpus September 16, 2007
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cockstraw

a dirty, nasty, filthy man penis, that when thirsty for that manjuice; you suck it as if the penis was a straw.
Dibba: Dude Felicia was licking my balls, then she started sucking my cock.

Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.

Mo: Hoo Rah.
by S. Jab. April 10, 2008
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Cockscrunch

-damn that cockscrunch looking kinda tasty ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅต

-yea bro i agree ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
by Cum_Boy911 May 11, 2022
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cockrag

That chick is wearing a Hurley hat. What a cockrag.
by RaymondS December 12, 2009
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