Cockward

An awkward moment involving your penis mentally or physically.

My mother caught me masturbating to Oprah, it was cockward.

by Enfreaky October 30, 2010

Cockward

the weird feeling of accidentally seeing another mans penis

It felt really cockward when I walked in on Larry while he was changeing and saw him naked

by jewishguy September 18, 2010

cockward

toward the cock; situated on or near the cock; directed towards the cock

"your hand just went cockward" "i zipped my pants by reaching cockward

by Barackeesha October 12, 2012

cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

cockhard

to go in big, act wide, spend and die.

Dude, Jeff went cockhard down to Vegas. Haven't seen him for a week.

by HurleyJohnson August 27, 2010

cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

by get.durty September 30, 2014

Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016