someone with less than usual intellect or common sense; someone better suited as a napkin used to clean a cock.
- I just told my boss to fornicate with himself vigorously!
- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.
- Dude, you are such a cocknapkin. Now you'll be fired for sure.
by HypaereonFlux December 24, 2008
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A disease that takes a hold of your cock and makes it feel nauseated.
There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
There are three stages of cocknausea, in the first stage nothing much happens, symptoms do not usually show in the first stage so it is called “The silent” stage. Although there are reports that cocks start turning blue like a famous internet celebrity known as “Megamind,” but this is unconfirmed knowledge. The second stage is called “The chit-chat” stage, and it entails your cock’s foreskin to start talking to you and blabbering on and on about characters like “Dream” and “Jellybean”. The third stage. I lied, it doesn’t exist, you should’ve already died from your cringe conversation between you and your cock.
“I just got Cocknausea from that dude over there”
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
“I thought that Cocknausea couldn’t spread through people?”
“Nah, its possible but Cocknausea can also be given through eating raw eggs”
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Get the Cocknado mug.Scientific term: The tearing of the erectile tissue in the penis. This may rupture the vas deferens, thus causing impotence and infertility.
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!
1."F**k off Adam you cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"
by camdaddy November 30, 2004
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Dude: I'm thinking of making a move on Maria
Friend: Want to borrow my Shade album?
Dude: No, I think I'll do it cockapella
Friend: Want to borrow my Shade album?
Dude: No, I think I'll do it cockapella
by TheGriz April 1, 2009
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