Cockistocracy

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

by b.rizz December 13, 2016

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

cockfished

When you think the guy who you're about to hook up with seems to have a bigger cock than what he actually has.

Allison: Was he packin' or nah?
Jamie: Naw girl. He cockfished me.

by oshitatwix July 2, 2017

cockfest

Can be used in many contexts, simply somewhere/a place with many males involved.

It was a cockfest in "club" last night, no pussy anywhere to be seen.

by stonesy September 26, 2007

cockfest

party which is mainly full of guys and very few girls

jeez dude, that party last night was a total cockfest

by Dan101 November 7, 2007

cockfish

while sexting with a female, going on the internet to take someone's dick pic and sending it as your own in order to receive nudes from the female.

dude, i was snapchatting this girl last night and she asked for a dick pic. so i just found one online and sent it to her. i can't believe she fell for the cockfish.

by theogwolfpack January 16, 2017

cockfosters

1.A train station in london

2.A drink

3.The act of stealing young badgers from their set, bringing them home and raising them as your own.

Lets take the train to cockfosters, call in at the pub for a quick cockfosters and then, when we're cockfostered off our faces, lets cockfoster off to sherwood forrest where we can cockfoster some badgers and cockfoster to the fostercock so we can cockfoster our cockfosters..... Cockfosters.

by monkT1000 September 3, 2008